Jade-the-X9ian

One day, Pokemon Trainer Jakob was walking through some tall grass, looking for boobs, when... ZOMFG! A wild Miragician appeared! I wanna Catch it! Ragnaul, I choose you! Use "intellect!" Eh? But it looks like Ragnaul forgot how to use such a thing! Ragnaul's attack is useless! Miragician uses "intimidate!" Critical damage! Extremely effective! Ragnaul has been knocked out! --  Pokemon Trainer Jakob: OhNoYouDidn't! Chiculo! I choose you! Use "epic Japanese culture!" The Miragician takes damage, and is rendered confused by realizing how much he doesn't actually know about Japan! Miragician uses "Two ten-line block of text that's a co