Why Jakob Fails at Epic pokemon Fan Battles. by VioBlazeMars, literature
Literature
Why Jakob Fails at Epic pokemon Fan Battles.
One day, Pokemon Trainer Jakob was walking through some tall grass, looking for boobs, when...
ZOMFG!
A wild Miragician appeared!
I wanna Catch it!
Ragnaul, I choose you! Use "intellect!"
Eh? But it looks like Ragnaul forgot how to use such a thing! Ragnaul's attack is useless!
Miragician uses "intimidate!" Critical damage! Extremely effective! Ragnaul has been knocked out!
-- Pokemon Trainer Jakob: OhNoYouDidn't!
Chiculo! I choose you! Use "epic Japanese culture!"
The Miragician takes damage, and is rendered confused by realizing how much he doesn't actually know about Japan!
Miragician uses "Two ten-line block of text that's a co